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SPIKEMEN MASSACRE

By Anonymous | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)22:32:06

Spikeman Scientists are here to provide a more detailed report on the PLOT to DESTROY and DEMOLISH the ENRICHMENT of SPIKE DIVERSITY

The ONSLAUGHT of SPIKETHREADS STARTED ON 13:57:22 UTC May 7th 2026 when 8 TOTAL SPIKETHREADS BY who WERE HIT resulting in the ARCHIVING of 18 SPIKEMEN
This ATTACK resulted in FURTHER ARCHIVING on 13:57:23 UTC May 7th 2026 with 3 MORE who SPIKETHREADS HIT for 15 SPIKEMEN
A SECOND ROUND OF CARPET BOMBING happened HALF AN HOUR LATER on 14:28:22 UTC May 7th 2026 with 3 BYSTANDER SPIKETHREADS HIT for 11 SPIKEMEN
A SECOND LATER AT 14:28:23 UTC May 7th 2026 FURTHER REPORTS confirmed 3 MORE SPIKETHREADS HIT (ONE by Yuji Sakai) RESULTING IN 8 MORE SPIKEMEN ARCHIVED
FINALLY a STRAY BOMB hit ANOTHER SPIKETHREAD at 14:28:24 UTC May 7th 2026 RESULTING in the ARCHIVING of ONE SPIKEMAN

HOWEVER reports came FLOODING IN LONG AFTER the BOMBING had STOPPED from UTC 14:01:22 UTC May 7th 2026 ONWARD OF a FURTHER 30 INDIVIDUAL SPIKEMEN ARCHIVED across SEVERAL INNOCENT THREADS until AT 22:57:22 May 7th 2026 reports CEASED
SUDDENLY ses A LAST REPORT came in TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER at 01:11:22 UTC on May 8th 2026 WHEN 4 MORE SPIKEMEN were FOUND FORCEFULLY ARCHIVED

ALL IN ALL this ATTACK RESULTED in the FORCEFUL ARCHIVING of A TOTAL OF 87 SPIKEMEN over the SPAN of LESS THAN 12 HOURS RESULTING in THE END of MOST SPIKETHREADS with only ONE SPIKETHREAD surviving THE BOMBING that being THE CURSED SPIKEMAN THREAD (THOUGH FOUR individual FORCEFUL ARCHIVALS DID OCCUR in SAID THREAD leaving 3 UNARCHIVED)

Spikeman Scientists IMPLORE YOU to CHECK UP on YOUR SPIKEMEN and to MAKE SURE THEY ARE SAFE and CARED FOR in these UNCERTAIN TIMES

Your fortune: Good Luck