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By Anonymous | Updated 05/09/26(Sat)23:17:46

yeah

Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefigs food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant namefigs.Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefig fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana.

become goon buds with your favorite a4s namefren

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12943134
>became goon

no, you really to fuck off for good

fat faggot
>>12943137
cool english lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12943137
* really need to fuck off
>>12943140
>cool english lol
spergy wergy then lobster faggot meme gets bumped lmao autists have zero sublety xD

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
lord save me from openly psychotic creepy fucks amen

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12943147
>>12943148
>classical catfish projection
>>12943148

kill yourself you fat faggot
>>12943740
obsessed
>>12943148
uwu Catfish
>>12943745
nah, kill yourself fagfish
>>12943789
what's his suffer-happy ratio?
>>12943793
that's his entire existence right now
gobble my dick more it's sexy and obsessed autistic and a freak bum are gobblydegookin

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12943802
eh who am I kidding I can't even pretend to be mad lol this shits just gay and creepy at this point

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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