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is this realistic

By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)13:45:24

is this realistic

i have written a letter to the united states DOJ requesting for voluntary firing squad exeuction service + i put $200 in there (to cover ammo costs) but i do not have a criminal record. do you think they will provide this service for me? google has said it is "illegal" and "murder" but i am simply a law-abiding citizen paying the government for a service to express my freedom.

>>12943707
what a creative way to commit suicide
Go buy a gun it’s incredibly easy >>12944433
>>12943707
sqπp 707

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
the worst part is they'll probably keep the money and send a letter back saying 'no' just reach for a cops gun, are you stupid or something >>12944435
really, easiest way to go out is threaten suicide and act all beligerant with the cops when they come by for a "welfare" check, more often than not, they'll magdump on you for reaching for their gun
>>12944444
quints confirm

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12944444
wowe quints

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