By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)13:45:24
i have written a letter to the united states DOJ requesting for voluntary firing squad exeuction service + i put $200 in there (to cover ammo costs) but i do not have a criminal record. do you think they will provide this service for me? google has said it is "illegal" and "murder" but i am simply a law-abiding citizen paying the government for a service to express my freedom.
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