Disabling the global magnetosphere is a much more practical long-term solution than "muh nuclear winter", and the best part is that most people probably wouldn't notice until the new (extremely weak) induced magnetic field lets in just enough radiation to kill them off, in a slow and painful manner. Life on Earth is resistant to slow variations in climate, but not even those stupid waterbears can face the brunt of the Sun's solar wind output, and the gradual 10% increase in luminosity should finish the job.
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)17:30:52
Disabling the global magnetosphere is a much more practical long-term solution than "muh nuclear winter", and the best part is that most people probably wouldn't notice until the new (extremely weak) induced magnetic field lets in just enough radiation to kill them off, in a slow and painful manner. Life on Earth is resistant to slow variations in climate, but not even those stupid waterbears can face the brunt of the Sun's solar wind output, and the gradual 10% increase in luminosity should finish the job.
dondt worry da ayyyys wont let us fuck shit up 2 bad...
....ryt? >>12944032
good teto so the sewer and the sky make the same sound
and so i wonder where the wind comes from
and what it whips around...
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12944064 >>12944068
fun fact: father in heaven translates literally to progenitor in the sky
*sip*
Your fortune: Better not tell you now el bumpo sex with teto >>12944055
dub >>12944055
It isn't hot unless she's farting The image shows the character Kasane Teto (重音テト), a popular virtual singer from the UTAU software. This specific illustration was created by the artist Salt (also known as sin_salt) and was shared on platforms like X (formerly Twitter).Character DetailsPhysical Features: Teto is recognizable by her bright red hair styled into signature "drill" twin tails and matching red eyes.Attire: In this artwork, she is depicted wearing a red and white track jacket that is slipping off her shoulders, revealing a red one-piece swimsuit or leotard underneath.Origin: She was famously created as an April Fools' Day prank in 2008, where she was initially presented as a new Vocaloid before being adopted by the UTAU community. >>12944108
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Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/