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By Anonymous | Updated 05/11/26(Mon)04:19:38

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i have been taking a 1 gram pill of pig iron every morning for five months and got accepted into the mit physics program. but i think more is needed. is 2 grams of fine-quality pig iron worth the extra cost?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

you are turning into a little piggy and the University has procured you for their physics experiment, where your meat and innards will be flung around at high speeds the pig iron oh his hip

Your fortune: Good Luck
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