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note to self: do NOT jerk off right before going to work

By Anonymous | Updated 05/11/26(Mon)13:32:35

note to self: do NOT jerk off right before going to work

note to self: do NOT jerk off right before going to work

you will arrive at work smelling like cume and everyone will think youre a weirdo >>12945137
PROTIP: Jerk off at work instead so that it's like you're getting paid to jerk off >>12945154
This is the way >>12945154
Boss makes a dollar, boss goes gets the dime, that's why I jerk off on company time >>12945154
the ol' work and jerk

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12945154
I’ve done this >>12945647
me too it's okay

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12945647
That's nothing, I've jerked off while working.

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12945142
yeah... i had to learn the hard way >_<
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