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I haven't showered for nore than half a month now ...

By regularfemcel | Updated 05/11/26(Mon)19:11:24

I haven't showered for nore than half a month now ...

I haven't showered for nore than half a month now ...
Hmmmm

Your fortune: Good Luck

rly playing it up for the crowd tonight >>12945686
You have a great nose.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12945686
i can tell by youare hair that you r lying
>>12945692
Of course !!!
I leik it when people tell me to go die (,,^ч^)
>>12945700
I like when ppl call me ugly cuz I can't deny it lmao
dying sounds gay tho
>>12945686
God why has your attention seeking uptaked so much today
Is it really because of your period??
>>12945699
My hair is naturally curly so Its trying really hard to curl like I'm some cartoon character
also greese hidden by light

>>12945695
Thank you
Now please insult me plz ^_^

>>12945704
I imagine its not as gay as being gay
But its pretty comparable
>>12945715
Not
My
Problem

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12945716
You're pale. Get a tan, ghost.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12945715
If im posting it means my period is either coming up or its already here

Idk why uawuue
>>12945716
you're self conscious about one part of your body whao high school girl lol
>>12945686
You have a pretty face, stop hiding it.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12945721
Im yellow actually
I also end up looking indian when tanmed

>>12945718
But its on da board u use <:0
>>12945727
ugh it's like a guy punch from bavi freak it just makes every dick in the thread soft lmao
threads ogre peace
you should sell yourself on discord tbh >>12945731
he's posting with his name off he just made another scrappy doo thread lole
>>12945738
Those are from BAVI? proofe?? I never knew
you are 17 You should kill yourself for your family >>12945729
The only people who can get away without tanning are type Is and type VIs. You look like you're slowly dying from getting stabbed, get a tan.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12945740
doesn't that make the above pic illegal since a thread of similar pics of milk was deleted by mods?
>>12945745
mods are too busy jerking off to her nudes on /soc/ please hold your cock steady
I just realise that in arabic to say "not" you moo like a cow ohwoawu

>>12945740
Yuji is le 30000009 !!!!
Scandalous

>>12945727
Man face
U are blinded by cleavage dunwa
>>12945740
I think she turned 18 easily it does not age the pizzas but the pizza herself is legal now
>>12945754
not *easily what the FUGK am I saying
>>12945754
Akshually she's 17 for one (1) more week
The pizzas range from a week old to a couple years old

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12945750
You don't have a man face, and even if you did, the super majority of men are body > face.

Your fortune: Outlook good
This thread gets 20+ posts in just under 20 minutes while all my oc barely hits that
I really am not funny or talented

>>12945731
Byye catfish
Hope ur break was nice at least :-p

>>12945738
Scrappy doo = bavi !!?!
Wjhat ?????£??

>>12945742
My family would enjoy that
They really hate how much trouble i cause themm..

>>12945743
Well i did lose i good couple of ml in blood today aanoney

>>12945748
How long do you suppose that ll take?
>>12945727
Incredibly Middle Eastern
>>12945686
in a non-gay way, your really pretty
imagine los femcelsmel particles:..

Your fortune: Bad Luck
did you know poor hygiene can be a factor in developing some cancers now I made that up and I don't know if that's true but I scared you for a second probably

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12945745

What above pic? I don't see anything remotely illegal ITT - just a pic of her holding a razor blade and a pic of her giving the thumbs up.
Yes, you're pretty but I'd rather hit an uglier chick with a more engaging personality

not gay btw

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12946108
the one with her showing cleavage
Its illegal for namefags to show cleavage in the state of Cleveland, where 4chan is hosted. >>12946125
picklenig showed pics of milk's and they got deleted
>>12945686
>diddyfoid on my 4chan
>>12945941
I thought I learned something for a second
>>12946129
Get off of this website.
>>12946124

That doesn't even remotely meet the legal definition of CSAM under US law. If it did, then the social media feeds of almost every single teenage girl in the country would contain CSAM.

It has to contain "lascivious depiction of genitals".
>>12946139
The simple fact that you looked that up means you're already on a watchlist.

There are Jews In Your Walls There Are Jews IN Your walLLS
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>>12946164

I already knew about it because I have a pretty vast knowledge of First Amendment case law.
>>12945686
OIH MY GAWD YOU HAVENT SHOWERED IN OVER A MONTH?!?!?! WAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW YOURE JUST LIKE US OR SOMETHING!!! WOW THAT IS SOOOO 4CHAN!!!! WAIT JUST A FLIPPING SECOND IS THAT A RAZOR BLADE? WOWOWOWOWOOWW SOOOOO EDGY!!! HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO 4CHAN PPILLED AM I RIGHT BROS!?!?! ERMMM HELLO BASED AND REDPILLED DEPARTMENT?!?!?! XDDDD WOOOW SO HECCIN BASED!!!!!
>>12946166
>B$OI#UQCV()R*#UVORIV
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>>12945686
same tbh I've lost track of exactly how long it's been

>>12945774
>all my oc barely hits that
I think that's true of everyone's OC. we say we love OC but it doesn't actually generate much conversation
>>12945686
if you wash the poop off your butt in the sink it drastically reduces the need for showering
>>12946361
I think OC is not gagued by how many people talk about it but how much it gets reposted
Like some of mine is posted on the wiki or booru so it makes me happy but it is not like it got a lot of replies when I posted it
Appreciation is shown in many ways in my opinon
>>12946373
that's a good point
Where are you pooping if you're not taking showers?

bavi trailer dude is a reporter from /s4s/


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