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PLS HELP

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)16:10:56

PLS HELP

ayyyyyys abducted me an probed my angus!!!!
dats not teh problelm tho!
(ok its kinda a problelms >~<)
instd of bringing me back home dey droppd me off in
PYONGYANG
the streets r empty and i cant find any topkek or even bottomkek!
i feel out of place and all of those dubs back home r goin uncheckrd +^(
WAT DO PLS HALP!?!?

don't worry fren we have bearies in high places

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Slaughter as many Koreans as u possibly can >>12949366 (dubs)
>Your fortune: Bad Luck
sorry you are going to die

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12949366
>>12949375
im sur if dear leader likes bearies ill be A-OK


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12949371
edgelord any% speedrun to gulag ending unlocked

bro im tryna get HOME not unlock the bad timeline DLC

imma stick to phase 1: locate bearies
phase 2: offer cheese tribute
phase 3: politely request extradition via ayyy express

violence% run is for ppl with no dubs and even less braincells smh
>>12950088
dubs dubs confrimes!
>>12949335
same thing happened to me (it will get better soon)
>>12949335
woaw she dancin'
OP was never heard from again.

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