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I assembled my bed frame all by myself

By Anonymous | Updated 05/14/26(Thu)13:45:02

I assembled my bed frame all by myself

I assembled my bed frame all by myself
Gosh I'm just so good like that

Good job!!! >>12950910
thx
Are your parents proud of you, Josh? Why would you assemble a bed? That sounds like what someone from a poor country would do because they don't know what beds are. They just put something together by themselves lol >>12951125
Nigga has never been to an IKEA
>>12951126
>ikea bed
Holy shit. Is that a real thing? How poor you would have to be for that
>>12951130
it's Chris Bringle..

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lol bagboy is so kino

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>>12951108
Mom said that she is
>>12951138
Half-life 3 confirmed
>>12951130
Nothing wrong with IKEA, they look nice and are functional pieces with decent durability. You don't have to be a ruder anon, I'll reply to you and cure your loneliness
>>12951156
Why is it rude? You a poor who got offended or something?
>>12951157
You're trying to offend by using poor as an insult, that's rude
>>12951156
I love blahaj!
>>12951162
nope i'm not. sounds like it's a sensitive subject for you though.
>>12951164
He's an icon
>>12951166
Yeah I grew up lower-middle class, and there were/are a lot of struggles that come from that. It's not nice to put others down based on their economic class. To someone like me, IKEA would be considered "nice" furniture, as many people can't afford to furnish their house with it even with their prices
>>12951171
i'm sorry you're so repressed by your constituents consequently egoically
>>12951176
I am very smart
>>12951177
i'm sure you are lil buddy
>>12951156
I have an ikea, it's hollow and there's loose shit inside it you can hear if you move it and putting a cup with water on it made it swell up lol it's so bad
You miss me already? >>12950909
thanks for all your hard work
>bed frame? No thanks. My mattress works just fine on the floor >>12951130
do you eat bars of gold and teleport shit directly out of your ass instead of shitting
I was going to say something but I forgot it

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>>12951339
It's okay buddy, take your time.
>>12950909
wow ur kinda epic arent u
>>12951349
I unironically agree.
>>12951339
this is really based

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