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... I need to clean

By k | Updated 05/14/26(Thu)14:55:31

... I need to clean

Help me clean my room...?

nigga DOES NOT look like that

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
kill youreself stat >>12951026
What doesn't, me? Obviously I don't look like that

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12951027
yeah
>>12951027
How do I do that, I kinda fucking suck at it
>>12951025
Don't tell yourself you have to clean the entire room. Instead just think of the smallest possible task. Like just pick up one thing. And if you decide you want to keep going after that, you can.
>>12951032
didn't your mother tell you not to tell lies

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12951039
I literally have attempted over 30 times. I genuinely SUCK at suicide.
>>12951036
hmm.. should I clean the food or the dumpster first...?
>>12951044
Probably the food because if you keep food out it'll attract bugs, and trust me you don't want roaches
>>12951047
There's no roaches yet but there's small... uh... flying bugs? they come out from the rotten leftovers probs

will start by taking it out i guess

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12951041
literally a bridge
>>12951049
If you do that, you've at least accomplished something. And that's one small thing to feel good about.
>>12951041
How... I have not attempted fully because if I did it would be a complete suicide (well I did but my friend came and found me on the way to the train station a day I was determined to jump in front of it)
>>12951053
I just literally OD. Which doesn't seem to work so I'm never doing it again. Also tried hanging a couple of times but the rope fell.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12951053
You can't ever take it back once you do it all the way, you know? But you'll always have that option. Why not just try to see how long you can stick around? Things are about to get very strange, and you might as well hang around to see what happens.

Just take it one day at a time. Ask yourself every day "can I make it through today?" Not this month, not this year, just this day. And if the answer is yes, if you think you can last just one more day, then do it.
can't... do it.


Might just cut myself and cry over it for a bit before trying again. I picked up a thing and couldn't move it somewhere else LOL

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12951081
Why couldn't you do it though? What did you think or feel that made you stop? Because you know you want to do it, you have the will to do it, but something is stopping you from doing it. And I think it's the same thing that makes you want to hurt yourself.
>>12951056
As opposed to figuratively ODing.
Quite literally trip off a cliff and it's done.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12951029
why not?
buy a dress hoodie and thighhighs

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