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VODKA

By k | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)12:42:52

VODKA

How much vodka is too much vodka...


I'm drinking 1/3 of a 1L bottle... but maybe could do more...

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there is no too much vodka lol >>12952386
Makes sense... so should I go for more?

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>>12952387
SURE LOL!
dont take my advice im a terminal alcoholic
>>12952390
LET'S GOOOOO.... let's get drunk...

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>>12952392
No stop you'll regret this
lole
ever try smoking weed?
>>12952405
Yes... I love it but can't find a plug and my friends wont let me get one of theirs..
I can drink a handle but then I wake up having muscle spasms and panic attacks lol
so a litre is fine

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>>12952410
I usually can drink 700ml jager no problem but... I dunno hehe

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>>12952416
a fifth? lol cute

today I had uhhhh like 20 beers
I'm just tired ngl

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>>12952421
Real...? I dunno... I actually wanna down the whole bottle... ugh... But I'm having it straight from the bottle (in a glass without mixing) and it tastes... so bad.

I don't know why sometimes it tastes good and others badddd

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>>12952427
bill burr said it best that drinking is like an acquired taste because normies wouldn't like scotch and think it tastes like gasoline but alcoholics can enjoy that "burn" as it's going down

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>>12952435
mhm... it tastes badddd but I enjoy the burn indeed...
>>12952421
pfffft thats baby numbers.... and you are lying....
i had 6 glasses of rum, a glass of sambuca and two bottles of wine
>>12952444
I usually just drink the whole bottle of whatever I buyy but vodka gets hard for me... i'm still so bad at drinking... im such a lightweight... but I don't throw up no matter how much I drink... so i think its okeieee
>>12952438
all the albohol i drink that burns tastes good to me as far as i can taste anything
>>12952444
three same numbers

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>>12952485
it tastes nice now... hehehehehe it wasn't nice when i was sober but now it tastes so goooooooooooood hehehehehe

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>>12952448
its gonna be ok....... as long is not the norm.....
>>12952406
FOUND A PLUG HELL YEAH

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IM STILL DRUNK YAY >>12952383
vodka is bad for you, it causes liver damages and will make you become sick and your kidneys will have too much work to do, according to my theories? drink water
https://youtu.be/V_KZ22m_Ndo

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