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Alcoholic board

By Anonymous | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)14:16:23

Alcoholic board

Alcoholic board
Bought beer but not gonna drink it today

pfffffffft amatuer >>12952541
Hello.. I'm drinkin gvodkaaaa have fun whenever you drink your amazing beer

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12952542
Speeduring liver cirrosis I see
>>12952543
thanks
Don't overdo it with vodka
>>12952543
hello there im drinking wine lol :3
>>12952546
Post botlel
>>12952549 >>12952556
pls tell me ur not drinking it outta the bottle like some troglodyte nigger

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12952556
Install Fefora GNU/Linux
>>12952559
no, when i drink wine i pour it in a glass..... im stilll a proud italian lol
>>12952563
drinking wine outta a whiskey glass
lmao ur about as Italian as the sopranos

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12952563
I have le ballantines glass
>>12952570
I got a bunch of glasses like this because my sister always buys me crown royale or jack lol

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12952571
The only whiskey I can digest is Ballantines
Others are undrinkable
Maybe because I'm not an anglo
>>12952567
https://voca.ro/1jw9Jd73Sdfz
>>12952577
https://voca.ro/193KyUjLQMBn

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12952578
You stole my fucking micker
>>12952581
yeah well I'm uncreative

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12952578
going for prosecco....
peace senpai
>>12952588
wut you're drinking a second bottle?
Also prosecco is for women
>>12952593
lol
>a second bottle
lol i wish........ but this is probably my last for today
>>12952599
my god
I drank two bottles of wine 14% once and wanted to die for the next two days
>>12952593
https://youtu.be/KTm7O-Haw64
>>12952602
wine gives u the best headache imaginable cuz it's made of sugar

Or grapes...
perhaps both
Red wine is the worst

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12952602
LOL THIS IS MY USUAL S4S EXPERIENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>12952604
red wine doesnt give you stomach ache like the white one
https://youtu.be/x9wNURjufjw >>12952614
That's a man.
>>12952619
LOL YOU DONT SAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5JjlzWbkNQ >>12952624 btw thanks for talking to me my aunt is literally draining my spirit and mental health but I endure because apparently I'm a beta faggot


https://youtu.be/ya3yxTbkh5s?si=6IKpzOF157xT6CMU

I'm fucking exhausted.

Your fortune: Good Luck
https://youtu.be/F7IFgCb_IZg >>12952637
YOU CAN DO IT SENPAI!
>>12952637
Everything for you mr Cadefish
He stares at me when I sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WprbboHyP8
m sdooo dutrnkkk hellooooo! m tryung to type im so sotreey anyways have a bangerr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjQ4TEb83k

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Aw fuck it I'll flip a coin
If heads I'll drink (1) beer
>>12952707
lets uss knowww hwat it is!!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12952707
>>12952708
oh well...
OP here
just came to tell you that I'm currently chugging on my fourth beer
oh boy how hard have I fallen...
at least I have this song
>>12953243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okF3HIzfcHg
>>12953243
I'd be getting drunk but I have to work tonight
:(
https://voca.ro/1a8JigVQ6kTa

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12953246
you have negative charisma and no one believes your lies you goofball
you remind me of all my worst qualities.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12953246
You are the goofiest faggot imaginable you are my nightmare you are the most performative faggot antithesis of a male lol your existence makes me recoil in disgust

don't ever in your life attempt to define yourself as male you more identify as a bitch

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12953248
please im peat
>>12953249
I suppose I cosplay in scrubs as part of the larp?
>>12953248
yeah sorry to hear that
Like why did she do that
Haven't you tried using like meds on her
also
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING ON 4CHANNEL INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR HER
HOLY SHIT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA FRIED SYNAPSES IN THEIR USERS BRAIN THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE: LMAO MY MOM IS DYING HERE'S A PIC OF HER LYING DOWN GASPING FOR AIR XDDDDD
>>12953255
You perform like a marionette whose existence relies on the approval of the crowd.
You are not who I am. If you cannot come to terms with it then "sorry"

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12953255
Smexy
>>12953258
or maybe that's just an american cultural thing idk
sorry I shouldn't have judged other cultures without thinking like that my apologies
>>12953258
GODDAMMIT

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