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i'm getting a hamster.

By wish | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)16:46:02

i'm getting a hamster.

You should get more than one. They're social creatures. >>12952977
please dont kill more animlels pls just stop >>12952982
oh wait shit, I didn't see who posted this. Fake wish or not I don't mean to encourage animal abuse. >>12952977
To kill it? Or rape it or whatever you do with the pets you own sick fuck have you summoned satan yet >>12952988
yea >>12952977
based...
https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ >>12952982
Hamsters are solitary animals. You're thinking of guinea piggers.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12952977
just buy them then >>12952977 >>12953071
don't stop with the hamster. buy them all. guinea pigs, gerbils, mice, rats.
then throw them together in a cage and see what happens >>12952977
try throwing it against the wall
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