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wowwe!!! a new bra

By KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)19:50:37

wowwe!!! a new bra

wowwe!!! a new bra

ACTIVATE scan(#fortune,'dark_handsome');

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

hold that thought my headphones died

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12953382
i'm the sexiest succubus!!!!!
>>12953413
lol if I woke up to that face I would have a panic attack

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12953376
>>12953413
Yuji is a lucky man

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12953376
>>12953413
Wowe!! You are gonna look so hot Katie
>>12953413
she's looking at me like I'm on the event horizon and she wants to show me things

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Take her panties off so I can see her fuck hole >>12953421
last words before she tells u ur going to fucking hell with the cenobite..

Your fortune: Godly Luck
inhale flube!!! >>12953427
this nigga is teasing slannesh not knowing he's going to meet Leviathan in the hell realm

I would pray for u but I legit need to sleep

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12953376 I burnt myself with my lighter cuz I'm so drunk I can't feel pain

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>1295343
it's cool cuz now it doesn't hurt but it sucks cuz now my phone cannot "recognize" my thumbprints
Cuz I fucking burned it off lololll

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12953444
trips
>>12953447i can't find my fucking charger
unless u wanna put ur terran against my protoss which I damn know well u don't want that smoke

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12953449
yuji: omg CC first
Me: reavers go BZZT
lol sorry I'm so crazed tonight my aunt literally made me spring a gasket

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I bet ur the kinda shit lord who 2 racks and bunkers while u go for 4 fact
U are the dumbest nigger imaginable

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12953453
i don't play terran in sc1 because I'm really really bad at tvz
>>12953455
bioball can't beat even a goon push and without psi storms on ur tank line ye it's a hard matchup
goons can beat vultures fair enough but

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
also zerg sr niggers like macro hatchery into lurker hydra
I hate them so much -_+
that's why once they got dark cloud and lurkers mid game it fucked i hate them

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
well now that sc1 is all said and done the consensus on racial strength in grandmaster is T > Z > P there are very few pro protoss now >>12953460
zerg is too strong early and mid game and terran is strong once u get tanks/spider mines meanwhile my protoss niggas suffering cuz we got mass goons and zealot speed
zerg are fucking op idc

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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