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I am going to the mall today I will update

By UltraMarieChan | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)12:16:23

I am going to the mall today I will update

I am going to the mall today I will update

You would make a mighty fine house slave. Yessiree. >>12954294
To the tanning salon at the mall?

Your fortune: Good Luck
People still go to malls? We are now at some kind of supermarket because the woman who brought me here forgot to eat breakfast and she also bought me some watermelon juice >>12954316
Why did you describe her as the woman? Is it your friend? Your mom?
>>12954316
>watermelon juice

:))

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12954318
It's a secret you have to guess
N We have just left Okay we are now at the mall Have fun at the mall, im pooping rn I bought a hair extension but that was kind of the only thing I could buy because I'm broke rn >>12954413
RIGHT HERE
>>12954428
Me too, im hoping to get margarine and some cheese at the grocery store today, I have the masculine urge to make grilled cheese
>>12954434
Helo fren,
>>12954413
god you're sexy. I want to fuck you so bad

Your fortune: Godly Luck
I bought fried chicken at a food court (its delicious also shout out to my grandmother for letting me use her credit card) >>12954472
color me shocked :)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12954472
I hate it when posters like you make these "teehee, am I underage?? Maybe!!" posts. Fuck you. This board is for adults that don't have to ask for their parent's permission to buy a soda pop at the mall.
>>12954472
lol thats hilarious. next are you gonna tell me you also had grape soda and robbed a korean owned convenience store?

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