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Christ bros, we are so back!

By Anonymous | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)18:35:21

Christ bros, we are so back!

Christ bros, we are so back!
Atheists, infidels - repent and accept Jesus Christ as your God and savior!

>>12954792
i think its becuase we are close to the end times and theres no room to be in the middle anymore, your either with Jesus or with satan
let me jack my cock just a little gen Z's cognitive decline and having their brain turn into mashed potatoes from algo rape >>12954792
>Yay. Bibis plans to bring back the messiah is working!
>Praise Epstein!
Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
>>12954809
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

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Weird psyop you're doing, Josh.

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>>12954815
The average zionist, like OP.
That is literally what they think.
>>>/bant/24339924 >>12954792
Having to pay 10% of your income to join a highly judgemental social club full of direction less NPCs is peak normie shit.
>>12954838
kys sperg
>>12954842
thinking this is what being a christian is is npc peak normie stuff doe.... the bible says the opposite of wat u just said
>>12954838
thank you for youre servicd

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>>12954855
Christianity is an apocalyptic death cult that prescribes you to live a shit life to audition for the real one that happens when you die, you have to spend all your time trying to tell everyone about your death cult and once they know about it, they have to convert or experience eternal damnation, because God gave you free will and will punish you for using it.
God also put the male g spot in ur butt and you're going to hell for touching it and getting plapped
>>12954878
i did not know trickcal gave such philosophical lessons
>>12954878
more like chiristianity is the only religion in the world that teaches that heaven is a gift, meaning something you dont earn. the bibles whole message is that we are all evil and have done evil (sin) so we dont deserve heaveen and we deserve hell but Jesus Christ lived a sinless life and paid the price for all our sins with his death so we can go to heaven.
>>12954891
Why are autistic people always religious?
I really don't get it.

Retards don't get into heaven.
>>12954897
the stuff i type when i have to resort to name calling and judgements about someone i dont know because i cant attack what they said
>>12954878
What is it with this year and retards who don't understand what the word cult means constantly saying cult
>>12954912
If it costs money to join and you get shunned new social group after trying to leave then it's a cult.
Christianity is a cult.
>>12954792
uh oh, looks like it's almost time for nonamericans to pretend they like atheism and progressive politics again
>>12954792
ESCAPING TO RELIGION IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE TO OUR SICK SOCIETY, WHICH SHOULD NOT BE CELEBRATED
>>12954912
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4aOHQ-sMCps
>>12955639
There's nothing wrong with a cult
>tfw they are all drawn to catholicism >>12955632
this anon gets it
>>12955977
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12955977
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
>>12955977
two same numbers!
>>12954792
they r trying sooooo hard 2 make this happen lol, its not happening. gen z is not becoming more religious lol.

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>>12954878
truth nuke, its one of the longest standing most deleterious memes in society in the real sense of the word. it's an idea that goads you into spreading it by having a baked in "you'll literally burn forever if you don't" condition, it's categorically evil on that basis alone.

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>>12954912
christianity literally is a cult lol

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>>>/pol/ >>12956128
lole
christianity is not what the arameic ppl or the romans ever in the history of humanity with antikhera gps navigation beleved in, srsly, it like telling them before the battle of yavin while watching the wrath of khan

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