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pygmy-brained imbecile

By Anonymous | Updated 05/17/26(Sun)13:16:34

pygmy-brained imbecile

pygmy-brained imbecile

i didn't ask you to tell me about u'reself lole

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12956145
eat my dick you stupid slute
>>12956154
fpbp
f*cking idiots

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12956342
don't say i*iot
>>12956359
you are to never tell me what to do again
i can't believe gippo dudee died of sugma

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12956145
Did something happened Jashin?
Do you want some exotic sweet tea?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12956510
sweet tea is for fat people I just drink gyokuro or sencha or black tea or white tea or oolong cha
>>12956484
don't post this dumb ironic weeb character thanks
>>12956513
Tea and sugar and milk has its place too as a treat you know
>>12956517
mmmm yes but the way he said "sweet tea" made it sound over indulgent, like some little treat for a piggy who wants his next glucose injection, lest he become irritable and throws a tantrum
>>12956513
My respect for you has increased.
I suggested sweetness as a way to calm you down.
After all sweet can melt anger no?
Its just for this occasion.
>>12956520
Your words are wonderful as always.
I hope to cut your body into ramen I can slurp of.
Very majestic muscled princess.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I'm in bed right now >>12956611
Goodnight dubs.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12956611
very good. You are steadily pulling ahead of your adversaries as your body repairs itself and assimilates tissue into more resilient structures in response to stresses it has endured in the past
>>12956155
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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