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why does every bitch try to look like this

By Catfish | Updated 05/17/26(Sun)18:38:03

why does every bitch try to look like this

why does every bitch try to look like this

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12956479
That's a man
>>12956480
*sigh* yea that's great
*groans*
*thwomp urrrgh*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12956479
For sexual selection.

Just like the peacock she has evolved features that serve no use other than to stand out to the opposite sex.
>>12957079
its the male peacockes that have the colors dumbass
>>12957081
Guess we are different species then because human women are the ones who dress up to get noticed, not the men.
>>12957085
>men don't dress up to get noticed

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Its safe
Any one can look okay looking like this
But its not basic chic
Thats boring
This is safe

Something Something daddy issues also :D

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why does every bitch try to look like this

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12957089
Not in the same way a woman does. Displays of wealth are displaces of statues in the troop and women do indeed take notice.

A man can walk around showing off his body the same way a woman can. But women, who are the gatekeepers of genetics, notice how gay he is.

Where as when a girl shows off her body men do not see her as being masculine. Just as how men do not care about a woman's financial statues.
I'll even forgive the sanrio mark of mental lelness

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I'm just waiting for the inevitable reversal where they go back to actually looking feminine. Then again with how much attention they're getting cuz beta males howling GOTH TIDDIE GF are in no short supply

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Are you guys just chronically online I live in Philadelphia and 99% of women look normal/not goth, if anytning just normal feminine dresses and clothes
I see like 1 alt girl for every 100 normal girls
why does every bitch try to look like this >>12957100
I try looking femenine but I'm fat and people keep saying I look like a discord trans stereotype.

>>12957102
It is the mark of mental lelness...


I wish I could dress super cute but I'm so fat it's literally like dressing up a whale.

Whenever I go back to my old weight I'll start dressing cute...

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>>12957105
molly was gorgeous but ofc I prefer the weirdo who eats sugar sandwiches

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>>12957107

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why does every bitch try to look like this >>12957119
Dear Catfish... do you have the answers on how to lose 40kgs in under half a year?

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>>12957124
I lost like 50 pounds one year because I only ate like a sandwich a day and walked 10+ miles daily while drinking beer
probably not ideal

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why does every bitch try to look like this >>12957129
That's only half... of what I need.


I lost 33lbs in under 3 months by doing cardio and eating only salad and toasts...


I need to lose 88lbs...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12957131
get a dietician
I've been fat my whole life but at least I was strong and fairly tall but I was never in shape lolol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12957131
If you are a girl then as long as you keep it tight and cute you should be fine.

personally speaking I like bbw because I am strong I need someone who can take the full thrust.
>>12957131
Salads and breads are very high in cals so if you wanna lose more even faster you gotta moderate even more k-san

>>12957122
I like the 2 day fast method lol
You fast for 48 hours and only allow yourself to consume about 90 calories during them. Once its over you eat about you're regular deficit you'd do regularly

You lose about a kilo every week if you do it consistently + with regular cardio like aiming for 15k+ steps while walking
>>12957151
Thank you regularfemcel! I'll definetly try it out!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
why does every bitch try to look like this 何ぞ諸姉の、皆この姿に似んとするや >>12957205
Bad bitch pulls up to you with a hairdo like this, WDYD
Wherefore doth every dame strive to appear in this guise?

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