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I dropped my phone on the ground again but sometimes these things just happen so obviously it's nobody's fault.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/18/26(Mon)12:43:25

I dropped my phone on the ground again but sometimes these things just happen so obviously it's nobody's fault.

I dropped my phone on the ground again but sometimes these things just happen so obviously it's nobody's fault.

>>12957443
u said u dropped it then said its nobodys fault even though u just assigned the fault to u
i want u to remember that someone does things willingly and these things happen and sometimes it can be their fault

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>>12957443
Did you clean the phone up? Because touching the ground it's filled with bacteria and dirt.
it's the manufacturers fault for making it slippery The world was a better place before the invention of that product which allows us to access the internet outside of our home.

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>>12957454
me when i think the past is better jsut like the people in the past
>>12957456
the past is objectively better than the present and definitely the future it's scientific fact
I was walking to the dispensary once and dropped my phone on concrete and anything that falls on concrete just fuckin breaks lol
I recall a story my sister got a pizza stone for a gift and dropped it in her driveway and I laughed at her for a good 4 minutes

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>>12957470
really? explain it
>>12957475
is your sister attractive
>>12957476
No.
>>12957478
she's really smart and like the only person I can talk to about reading

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