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>your senpai is staring at you

By Anonymous | Updated 05/19/26(Tue)06:17:11

>your senpai is staring at you

>your senpai is staring at you

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Who are you quoting, Josh?

Your fortune: Average Luck
S-s-stop staring at me... >>12958568
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>>>/ic/>>>/e/>>>/c/>>>/r/>>>/e/>>>/a/>>>/m/

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12958568
Yo kyodai, your piercing gaze encourages me to work harder. Please direct me further in learning about this macho world.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12958587
Hmph. What do you all think you're doing slacking off during exam week? Are you trying to bring down your class average? Perhaps you were expecting for me to tutor you? Or were you planning on simply failing? Jeez, you're all so careless! (* o\ _ /o )
>>12958610
Senpai is very manly intellectually.
After this exam ends I'll teach you various exercises about legs.
I was into muscles but I failed to realise how important study can improve my core brain.
Thank you, I'll not be lazy UOOOOOHHHH!?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12958568
the noticer
>senpai takes off his glasses >>12958568
senpai? what kind of stupid name is that
>>12958703
What are you doing? Seducing me is gae.
Hey help me with this equation now.
Your face may be sexy but my preference are bulging muscles not stick figures.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12958712
Did you just insult my senpai?
>>12958714 >>12958712
Yeah... this Ika..

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12958712
What kind of stupid name is Ika?
>>>/soc/ thread Do u masturbate when u are fully covered in blood? staring is rude, chud Yeah yeah take it to /soc/ >>12958703
wth senpai is very attractive and elusive...

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12958703
the guy in the photos are actually really cute
>>12959678
I was actually gonna ask is that was Paul Dano
>>12959682
they do look alike !
>>12958568
i wish i was a real life yaoi protag
>>12959678
Very anine like woaw

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12959788
cute drawing !!
>>12959678
forgot my name :o
>>12959788
How do i make him look more expressive i just made him look like a yaoi protag...
Hey!! Are you even paying attention?! This will be on your exam, you know! Why don’t you focus a little harder on days like this?! Are you stupid or something? *Sigh* You need to know this material by heart! …What? Hey!!! Don’t zone out now!! You’re so hopeless! (- _ - *) !!!!!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12960070
I just can't with this behavior.
Oh shit I can't take it anymore.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Senpai.. is very manly... faints*

Your fortune: Outlook good
>your senpai has autogynandromorphophilia

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12960070
whos the guy in the photos
>>12960333
thats senpai!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Omgosh.... omgosh....
Rudie has a big brother and its senpai.
Look at their face Ahahhahahahaha.
Today is the funniest shi*post.
Help me XD.....

Your fortune: Bad Luck
No he isn't, Josh.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12958568
Senapi y duz miye shitte smeel like blubberys agin? Plsssssssshalp
>>12960382
U shood know thassa sign of your NiGHTTiM3•D3MONiC•NiGHTMAR3•POSS3SSiONS… … they are telling a signe. i dont even know if big bro can save you from hell… ,,,. dont bother him when he tooters and rember 2 flush downe thuh berriepoohe… pls… flush thah bad omemmms… down thub toileletty……before dawn break or you will be sorrofilled…and a kudasai…. for directness and politeness! thxxxx
>>12960389
You're kinda weird
are you gay Remember your Omens……Theres both LIFE and DEATH Omens…….For example, the molting of a centipedes exoskeleton can be considered an OMEN of survival, shaving the old, continuous ongoing chances for a new opportunity… Would you consider yourself to be a secretive person or somebody thats true self is locked away from others? It could be that the sweet smell of your blueberries feces represents a “delicate” side of your persona that you, perhaps yourself or others, regard as worthless or in need of being disposed of… Remember your Omens…… >>12960433
Okay be honest and tell me something. I drink from plastic water bottles almost exclusively. Will I be spared from Jesus’ Holy Wrath when he descends? What kind of future does this omen spell out for me?
>>12958568 >>12958610 >>12958703 >>12960070

Oh, great.

A know-it-all *and* a high-fashion-expert-wannabe.

That's two in a row. Could this be my lucky day of the week?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12960333
trips its literally me (lie)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12958568
I DONT WANT A GODDAMN SENPAI OR A BIG BROTHER, KILL YOURSELF

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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