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By regularfemcel | Updated 05/19/26(Tue)20:59:13

[spoiler]fortune

Im getting an internship to work at a grocery store
Maybe I'll steal some stuff while there ...

you are 17 stealing is pretty low, wouldn’t recommend >>12959998
i stole your trips doe
FUCK >>12960002
those would've been quads newnip

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12960008
ah youre right lel, really need to get glasses but the doctor is retarded and said that my eyes will fix by their own lel

rerolling youre fortune
vvv

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12960002
go back there
>>12960014
i guess you're doctor knows best

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12960015
muh maymay aside, i should, my vision is seriously getting worse and worse and it doesnt help that i spend pretty much all the day in front of a screen
>>12960016
funny enough i dont trust them that much, they prescribed me risperidone and it made me act like a retarded fig making me do lots of things
>>12959979
how is that an "internship"? grocery clerk is not a career path...
>>12960047
Idk ask my country
Thats what theyr called
>>12960051
what a scam
>>12959988
Dubs!
no her birthday was yesterday and you didnt even wished her happy birthday :P
>>12960810
holy obsessed fag :P
>>12960812
lol yeah, i like her alot.
she is funny and makes good oc...
i also like her nose :3
>>12960810
>>12959979
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>>12960810
POST LEGAL OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT TITS

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