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Why do I get a feeling they wouldn't want to have sex with me?

By Anonymous | Updated 05/21/26(Thu)10:22:04

Why do I get a feeling they wouldn't want to have sex with me?

Why do I get a feeling they wouldn't want to have sex with me?

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>>12962642
These look like trafficked Russian prostitutes.

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Because they or owl lesbians >>12962642
i was at this s4s meetup and several of them mentioned they wanted to have s*x with you
>>12962654
whoa, dude, really? that's awesome, sex is fun and great and I will have it with them
>>12962646
i can still see them refusing my payment, turning 3600 degrees and walking away nonetheless

(´••`)
>>12962658
things are looking up for you
>>12962661 >>12962658
you're not me althoughbeit
>>12962654
this changes everything but now i'm afraid that other anon will imposter me for his own gains
>>12962666
nice trips but you snooze you lose, i'm having sex with all the women nao
>>12962669
man...
you're absolute scum you know?

never thought something like this would happen to me on s4s of all places

have fun, i guess
this is my last time here after all those years, i'm out
>>12962675
dude don't worry i'm just joking this isn't really happening this is all a hypothetical scenario that we are enacting on this baord for fun, i'm so sorry please forgive me for upsetting you
>>12962666
theres plenty to go around satan
>>12962646
It's the type where people go like ha look girls, you wanna fuck them right dude.

I guess it's conventional Western beauty. But it's also so bad.
Because they wouldn't, Josh.

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