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how do i get a job? mom kicks me out if i dont get one very soon

By Anonymous | Updated 05/21/26(Thu)12:11:07

how do i get a job? mom kicks me out if i dont get one very soon

how do i get a job? mom kicks me out if i dont get one very soon

Basically you have to spend a few hours each day applying to shitty entry level positions like fast food and warehouse jobs. It is very tedious and boring and AIDS but it works don't worry, being homeless is better than working >>12962795
Simple places like fast food or grocery stores usually just have applications you can ask for. And these places have such high turn-over rates that's you'll likely get a reply soon.
If not, Amazon is always hiring, easy to apply online and almost guaranteed to get the job but you will hate it.
sell your body on onlyfans Just apply on indeed a lot that’s what I did for several jobs >>12962895
Why do people repeat this meme? Aren't you selling your body for any job? You're selling the right for them to use you.
>>12962936
When you do your work and go home, your product (the labor) cannot be endlessly duplicated and transmitted over the internet for men to jerk off to and reshare endlessly
>>12962937
Um, yes it can. Ha-ha-ha. Try again. I want to hear another good rationalization.
1) get adhd meds
2) binge self improvement videos (this will buy you time when your mom sees that you’re doing this), even in your sleep
3) read the Bible (“)
4) if you’re in another country where meds are banned I hope you’ve been romanticizing homelessness in your earlier youth. Meekness is inheritance and it’s possible you missed this part
5) at job interviews be completely honest about what’s going on. Look for entry level unskilled labor >>12962952
Don’t repeat any of this to her if she’s really your mom things should work out
>>12962795
stock market
Try applying for one, Josh.

Your fortune: Good Luck
First get your learners permit.
Then get your drivers license so you can commute to work.
If you dropped out of high school, you'll need to study for a GED.
Once you have done all of this, enroll in college and complete a four year bachelors degree.
Then you are finally ready to get a job and start earning money.

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