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before/after

By BlackberryC | Updated 05/21/26(Thu)18:29:55

before/after

before/after

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Cats hate being cleaned by humors it takes a large modicum of trust in their owner to do it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
NVM u had them professionally cleaned

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I love cats so much

https://youtu.be/8LpCN8BSP1Y?si=thDB665UByXggwF5

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12963340
Well, he hasn't scratched my eyes out yet, so I think he trusts me a little
>>12963346
Never underestimate the beguiles nor whiles of the superior cat.
He will love you, but if you put your face in his you may end up a clip

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>>12963346
also post ur cat I wanna see what color he is

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12963338
Cute cade
>>12963354
he is in the pic
>>12963338
BlackberryC shows off her wet pussy.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12963368
my bad I get so excited about cats lol
long after my Jynx died my sisters cat. Mika gave birth to a pure white cat with heterochromia
I loved her so much but we had to give her away
And a decade later my sister found mika dead in her closet

Your fortune: Good Luck
sometimes when I'm drunk I think about jynx

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12963375
>>12963381
RIP to your kitty =\
<3
>>12963381
more like all the times lol fag

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12963390
me and jynx w3re warriors I never took a day with him for granted
he was so amazing

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
fuck you I'm crying

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12963338
wet kiki
>>12963344
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I think I will actually kill myself when all my cats eventually die
I can’t handle that level of loss
>>12964148
think about this though is that really what your cats would want, no, they want you to continue living on, cats only get a short lifespan while humans live much longer, and they would be sad if you ended yours prematurely simply because theirs came to an end. be strong and go on knowing that you gave a joyous life to beautiful creatures
>>12964148
I never got over losing Jynx and I adopted my cousins cat when she moved but it never filled the void and when I put spooky to sleep I decided "never again."

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12964148
I snuggled my darkest cat so plentiful that day.
But when tomorrow comes she went missing never returned.
My heart broke and I became depressed for a few years.
Really I thought I moved on but in truth I was in massive grievence without realising it.
She has no name, but the first OC I made was recalling her.
To this days I never named a single pet.
Only calling them by their way of speak.
Goodnight.

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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12964150
Yeah imagine if you lived with this super cool, super intelligent giant that lived for 500 years. And this giant loved your and took care of you and played with and gave you everything you needed. Would you want this giant to kill himself when you died from old age, loved and taken care of, even though this giant has 400 years left? No, you'd want him to find some other human to love and take care of because he gave you the best life possible.
>>12964209
god you're boring
>>12963400
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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