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took a massive amount of drugs just now

By Anonymous | Updated 05/22/26(Fri)08:39:11

took a massive amount of drugs just now

took a massive amount of drugs just now

oh, cool I just took a massive poo lol >>12964110
funny enough even doe im colombian i dont do drugs and think they are stupid
>>12964116
same
>>12964110
I ran out of cocaine :'(
>>12964125
I’d like 2 have some coke it’s been 5 years
when you repost things you see on s4s, be careful
you don't understand how deep s4s goes, it may just seem like a fun reaction image for anyone to use, but each post on s4s is fingerprinted to specific users
I'm not saying that s4s images have embedded cp or anything
And I'm not saying the character ika musume only belongs to one poster, but you have to understand s4s is a small place, and so if you repost a gif that you saved from here yesterday, we're all going to know exactly where you got it, and we won't be thinking you are interesting, we'll be thinking about that previous post, do you know what I mean? s4s is a complicated place with scary people buried deep within its folds waiting to snatch up and eat people like you
carefully inspecting s4s's deep folds

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12964200
dubs

*funky wah wah guitar starts playing*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
everything is going to be ok >>12964193
What if you just namefig and make no attempt to hide your identity? Kind of foils their plan, doesn't it?
>>12964207

"Don't mistake life for a secret
There is no secret part of you
You bet your life if you think wicked
Someone else is thinking wicked too
My mama borned me in a ghetto
There was no mattress for my head
But, no, she couldn't name me Jesus
I wasn't white enough, she said
And then she named me, Kung Fu
Don't have to explain it, no, Kung Fu
Don't know how you'll take it, Kung Fu
I'm just trying to make it, Kung Fu"

–Curtis Mayfield

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12964193
i love u but u need a mentalit reset if this s how ur processing [s4s]

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12964207
You're getting the wrong idea, there is no plan, people just live here

Imagine it like this, s4s is a small neighbourhood. We may not know the names of everyone but we recognise the houses and the gardens. And we can recognise when a stranger is in town, meanwhile, that stranger is oblivious that he stands out, because he just sees a bunch of meaningless houses.
If I put a gnome on my doorstep, then the next day someone else puts the same gnome out, it's obvious where he got the idea. I'm not saying I invented the garden gnome, or that all garden gnomes belong to me, but people are going to think it's so lame.
To continue the analogy, when you wear a name and make an effort to every thread, that's the equivalent of an annoying door-knocker going to every home to say "by the way, I'm bavi trailer dude, here's my bland opinion on your house". That's why people feel a little creeped by you.

>>12964210
I love you too, neighbour, please come round for tea sometime in my pedo thread LOLE that was just a joke I guess lolle.... *spills my bags of shopping* UMM UMHM
>>12964110
that's not good for your body
>>12964193
>>12964212
this guy smokes flube
>>12964200 >>12965012
friggin flube addicts always posting their manifestos everywhere
>>12964110
Translation: I took lots of SSRIs because I lack discipline in my life so I blame "chemical imbalance" while subjecting myself to an addiction that will last my entire life.
>>12965012
smoking flube is so primitive

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