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ok ok, ok ok get this. . . What if, what if, bahah, what if what if what if what if bahahahawaahaw, what if, what if you drank milk straight outta a cow’s udder

By Anonymous | Updated 05/24/26(Sun)16:02:15

ok ok, ok ok get this. . . What if, what if, bahah, what if what if what if what if bahahahawaahaw, what if, what if you drank milk straight outta a cow’s udder

ok ok, ok ok get this. . . What if, what if, bahah, what if what if what if what if bahahahawaahaw, what if, what if you drank milk straight outta a cow’s udder

>>12967824
You should drink semen straight outta my dick, bitch
>>12967824
crazy talk
>>12967827
excessively crazy
lunacy
that's how u r supposed to drink milk >>12967832
lol but then you have to like get down on your knees under a stinky cow and crawl under there, contorting your body just to get a drink

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12967824
nobody does this
the parentheses are girlfriends >>12967841
>meme pet
why can't you just get a dog or a cat or a bunny like a normal human being
>>12967839
>contorting your body just to get a drink
the hard way is the right way

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12967841
that one is a male and so is the other
>>12967824
They like that.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12967824
I feel like I've seen this thread before.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
What if we had sex under the cow while it patted on the ground >>12967845
ur just jealous of his reptules
Comedy was never you’re forte anyways

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