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/S4S/ I NEED ADVICE

By Anonymous | Updated 05/24/26(Sun)17:44:33

/S4S/ I NEED ADVICE

Okay story time...

My girlfriend is dead and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to die, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole dying thing. So I go to her home and take off my life. Her mother greets me with a stab, and then I get an instant death and it pokes heaven. Her mother said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older sister shooted me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and unalive, so i just sat on the grave for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally rotting the entire time I was there, her mother and sister were also dead the whole time and were both burying in front of me. I couldn't make it go to hell, her mother and sister pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at my corpse with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to live early, so my girlfriend told them i had living to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to.

The fact that they all saw me dying the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't kill her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.

>>12967966
>She's at least an 8/10
that's a relief
>>12967966
this is so sad
>>12967971
lel
>>12967966
DUBS rip to your gf and her family
>>12967971
LOL.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12968278
XD

>>12967966
Okay story time...

My girlfriend is a nudist and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to go nude, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole nudist thing. So I go to her home and take off all my clothes. Her mother greets me with a hug, and then I get an instant erection and it pokes her leg. Her mother said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older sister hugged me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and embarrassed, so i just sat on the couch for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally hard the entire time I was there, her mother and sister were also nude the whole time and were both sitting in front of me. I couldn't make it go down, her mother and sister pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at it with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to leave early, so my girlfriend told them i had homework to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to.

The fact that they all saw me hard the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.
>>12968828
Scandalous
Sounds like OP took arms against a sea of troubles and shuffled off his mortal coil lole. Now there's the RUB (heh). Time to explore that undiscovered CUNTry (if you know what I mean XD) >>12967966
LMAO
>>12967966
good one
>>12968900 (nice dubs)
laughter dubs

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