Esfores, how do I explain to my mom that I'm not gay after she found my bag of dildos?
By Anonymous | Updated 05/25/26(Mon)08:48:03
Esfores, how do I explain to my mom that I'm not gay after she found my bag of dildos?
Explain to her that you were holding it for a friend. >>12968744
I can't, I got the first dildo out of curiosity to just try out, but it was to big, so I kept getting smaller ones until I found one that fit, I've tried quite a few times with it and it's just nothing. I found out the hard way that I'm straight. >>12968751
you could literally tell her this
"yeah I thought I might be gay so I tried a bunch of dildos and it turns out I don't actually like it but I don't know what to do with the dildos" >>12968747
How the does a grown adult man who's never had girlfriend and has no friends explain that? >>12968751
Go be a politician >>12968755
*Sniff sniff* I've said that, she doesn't believe me >>12968757
Would you vote for me? >>12968742
The fact that you didn't immediately provide a reason, means she already knows you've put them in your ass.
Just come clean and tell her "I was just experimenting and it's not really for me". >>12968761
If you have to ask >>12968759
well there's not much you can do except accept that you're mom thinks you're gay
don't worry my mom thought I was gay too even though I'm not, and she just thought that, i never even had dildos for her to find >>12968759
Ignore her. You've told the truth, allegedly, the more you protest and try to convince her the more she'll believe that she's right and you're gay. >>12968768
>>12968765
This makes me sad >>12968742
Jerk of to straight porn. And make sure that she catches you white handed. do this in a way so that she sees the straight porn.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12968789
better idea: just fuck a chick in front of your mom while screaming, "I LOVE PUSSY!!!" >>12968789
lol. She doesn't have to catch him, he can just leave it on his screen until she sees it. >>12968791
then she'll think he's even gayer, like, "Oh he's trying to trick me into thinking he's straight now, nope not buying it." think about it >>12968790
ya know what. Just skip the middelman and fuck her. foolproof
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12968795
booyah case closed /thread problem solved >>12968742
pee in her mouth >>12968790
she'd just say "wow he hired an actress to hide it" and put your dildos in the dishwasher again >>12968834
OP should just hypnotize his mom and brainwash her into thinking he's straight, that's probably the easiest solution >>12968742
be secretly straight while everyone continues to think you're gay why does your mom know what dildos are? Is she gay?
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12969114
This. OP get a gay husband and cheat on him with women on the side.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail No mom i'm not fucking gay i'm a porn addict “Damn mom you gotta try one of these things” >>12968742
If u were smart you wouldve implied you use toys with femoids when participating in the sexo
Its very common but instead you implied you were a gayo OP-san~~ >>12968742
being male is suffering, can't even touch ur p spot without ppl getting the wrong idea >>12968761
i would! but i would vote for anyone whos an esforser
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/