if I had a super power, it would be to summon 5000 horse flies into your bedroom where you only have one little fly swatter to deal with them. What would your super power be, my love?
By Anonymous | Updated 05/25/26(Mon)14:39:07
if I had a super power, it would be to summon 5000 horse flies into your bedroom where you only have one little fly swatter to deal with them. What would your super power be, my love?
>my love?
gross! dont call me that you, fat fuck! >>12969237
oooh anon but what if your greatest wish is also your greatest nightmare? >>12969228
that fits, you stink so le much that 5000 horse flies follow you lole. take a shower, dirty jashin Anon
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12969228
That's a wish, not a superpower.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12969245
I could just snap my fingers and not be able to feel pain or sadness >>12969262
what if the realisation of such a wish brings a suffering so unique, so alien to the human experience, that you could not have possibly concieved of it beforehand? >>12969305
then I would remove that feeling
I don't know if I can be more clear I can now do anything I want including fooling myself it seems this thread has been infested by those who do not wish to participate in the topic at hand: Which super power would you like, my lovely? It seems instead this little thread has been subject to the accostment of those who are crass and deem it fit to express their base grievances with words I would rather not say myself, I might add. To those who did participate in the thread topic, I am sorry our conversation was interrupted. This has been a failure on the part of the community and a disappointment to all good-faith parties involved, and to that I say: Don't ever swear in my thread again
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12969262
Pain is how we know we're alive, sadness is how we know we've lived. Be kind to yourself anon, you've had a hard time.
>>12969228
All my pain, injuries, bites, rashes and discomfort transfer instantly and forever to OP. >>12969393
>All my pain, injuries, bites, rashes and discomfort transfer instantly and forever to OP. >>12969268
*snap*, okay anon you may or may not be alive. You can move around but no one can find a pulse or blood pressure. >>12969228
Easy, omnipotence.
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12969805
So basically you wish to be a genie? >>12969817
erm no this man wanted to be the genie >>12969237 >>12969393
>>12969396
Holli~
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ my super power would be to send you directly to hell for being a fuckin asshole >>12969228
My superpower will always be;
"But this is the opposite day."
>>12969931
Jashin is just being a tsun, they don't mean it, more like teasing and nothingburger.
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12969307
what if its not a feeling? What if having 3 wishes was a safeguard to prevent you from going insane. Or losing your sense of self. What if after all those changes you will be incapable of even making a wish. To revert to your natural state? >>12969931
if my super power was real I would use it to enact the torrent of 5000 horse flies into your dingy little loser bedroom -- full of garbage and weird smells -- that would only be exacerbated by the presence of the aforementioned 5000 horse flies. Your miserable little room was built for my super power, one could say >>12970399
super dubs >>12969228
why would you do that to me i have only ever revered you >>12969228
Uuuummm I'd like to be friends with anime characters
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