To be considered a person, you need a consciousness, a moral compass and a sense of destiny...
By seuss | Updated 05/25/26(Mon)16:56:33
To be considered a person, you need a consciousness, a moral compass and a sense of destiny...
Do you have thoughts, feelings, moral composition, and a place you'd want to be some day?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12969406
None of those are true in any culture or definition. What the fuck us wrong with you? >>12969410
>>12969412
it says so right here
>A person (pl.: people or persons, depending on context) is a being who has certain capacities or attributes such as reason, morality, consciousness or self-consciousness, and being a part of a culturally established form of social relations such as kinship, ownership of property, or legal responsibility.[1][2][3][4] The defining features of personhood and, consequently, what makes a person count as a person, differ widely among cultures and contexts.[5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perso
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
btfo by >>12969415
how embarrassing >>12969419
Well we can't blame non-persons for being confused about their identity.
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12969429
of course not
you can't blame a boulder for tumbling down a mountain and crushing a wild cougar to death >>12969441
No we can't. We can only take moral positions on moral people. And the only way we can do that is to have some ultimate notion about where we all belong someday.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12969444
trips
I belong in Da Nang eating pho in my flip flops under the street side canopy >>12969452
I'm supposed to be a rich art curator that's unhappy with everything in his life, shooting up fentanyl on West 4th street.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12969452
>>12969455
it's never too late to follow you're dreams guys >>12969456
That's what you think.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12969406
This is the gayest shit I've ever motherfucking seen. Kill yourself OP >>12969455 dubs
that sounds very intense but I guess the heroin would balance it out i hate all person and humans >>12969460
introducing >>12969461
Have you considered that having a place you belong, and a place you want to be are all great qualities that make us extraordinary machines?
It's only human to expect life to yield results, to promote a future for everyone.
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12969463
It wouldn't be so bad, I would have tons of time to worry about the ASIAN GORL gallery, all up until she finally walks into my life.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12969456
I will never be Vietnamese
but perhaps I will be accepted by a Vietnamese mother in law
that would be enough for me
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12969483
Yeah you can just get adopted by a Vietnamese family it couldn't be that difficult honestly >>12969487
>>12969483
Being adopted by an ASIAN GORL family sounds funny as fuck, I would finally be ASIAN adjacent.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12969495
>Teacher, teacher look!
>I got into college! All thanks to the ASIAN GORL, plus she says she's going to take my virginity tonight! Isn't life amazing sometimes!? She even dyed her hair blonde and everything, but I wonder why do people need to go to college if they are going to lose their virginity before they get there? Does college serve some other purpose?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12969495
Cant tell if her eyes are closed or open >>12969502
damn it I'm jackin off cause I got hard thinking about my Vietnamese wife
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12969511
>damn it I'm jackin off cause I got hard thinking about my Vietnamese wife
Sex with the ASIAN GORL must feel so good, almost like pricking your finger with a needle. That cool sensation of bloodletting rushing through your body, and then, sweat, nerve endings popping off everywhere in your body... it would be heavenly.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12969517
>Sex with the ASIAN GORL must feel so good, almost like pricking your finger with a needle. That cool sensation of bloodletting rushing through your body, and then, sweat, nerve endings popping off everywhere in your body... it would be heavenly. >>12969517
this guy has sex with a different asian broad every day and he seems in good spirits >>12969529
>>>Sex with the ASIAN GORL must feel so good, almost like pricking your finger with a needle. That cool sensation of bloodletting rushing through your body, and then, sweat, nerve endings popping off everywhere in your body... it would be heavenly.
Imagine being afraid of sex in 2026... lole
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12969533
Do you know there are lots of ASIAN women in Jamaica that don't think of segregation as funny?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12969541
Jaimaca in the Caribbean or Jamaica, Queens?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12969560
Jamaica Plains Boston
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12969562
there are simply too many Jamaicas
how is the postman supposed to know where to deliver his mail? No wonder they are the most classically trigger happy government employees next to the NYPD >>12969570
The postman has been enhanced with psychic compasses. He can find the location of the correct house with the use of Mini-ASIAN GORL technologies.
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12969589
I think Stephen King wrote a book about that
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12969613
hi Steven Kong here
buy my new book Ghostman
it's about a spooky ghost who is scary and causes horror and scary mayhem
I would describe it as my best book ever!
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12969635
Stephen you know what I'm gonna read that book thank you so much for being a great writer >>12969635
haha >>12969635
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>>12969660
Did you guys hear about fentanyl being the leading cause of drug related deaths worldwide? Donald Trump dubbed it a weapon of mass destruction, and tried to lead a campaign against it. It's even worse than crack. If I had to say, that's a very peopled thing to do.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12969406
You don't have any of those things because you're a nigger.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12970014
I do have thoughts and feelings and a sense of direction in life. I even have a morality that's well grounded in Auto-American Christian-Atheist themes. I think, I feel, I even carry a sense of my own reality, and I don't share it with anyone I think is an enemy, or potential threat. I qualify as a human being in almost every meaningful category modernists have. This is why people dislike me so much.
Your fortune: Good Luck
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