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Anyone who shames or insults people and for being a virgin/incel sincerely deserves the Funkytown Cartel treatment 100%

By Anonymous | Updated 05/25/26(Mon)17:12:43

Anyone who shames or insults people and for being a virgin/incel sincerely deserves the Funkytown Cartel treatment 100%

Anyone who shames or insults people and for being a virgin/incel sincerely deserves the Funkytown Cartel treatment 100%

>>12969451
no one on [s4s] does that
>>12969473
is this your first day here lmao
It happens a lot

>>12969451
lol incel retard can’t get laid ^_^
Sexless incel NEET spergs will be dipped in acid LOLE >>12969476
It is my first day here, problem faggot?
>>12969451
Sex feels so goddamned good, it's like honey nectar when you hit the bump just right. And then, you expect other people are hitting that same bump, but they're not even doing drugs, you know? They've never even heard of a bump, much less tried to hit it, so you find out incels exist and that makes you frustrated because your entire neurochemistry revolves around getting a very specific kind of high, and people haven't even heard of your feelgood drug.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Haha, and who's gonna carry that one out? The Incelo Cartel? "Terrifying new gang of men who can't score launches savage flaying campaign"...lmao. >>12969478
thats everyone on s4s
it's not the lack of sex that is the thing to be mocked
it's the kind of person it turns you into if you are weak
and most people are weak
weak as in lacking constitution
so sexlessness usually turns somebody into the absolute most detestable person imaginable, and therefore completely deserving of mockery and humiliation that drives one to suicide

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