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By Anonymous | Updated 05/25/26(Mon)22:55:15

heh

I want to have a weird virgin boyfriend, the kind who barely knows how to talk to a girl.

>>12970016
no because wimin are chad only
>>12970016
Shy is a good quality to have between a wife & a husband.

Your fortune: Average Luck
Nobody says this >>12970016
I can pretend but despite crippling anxiety I've still managed to maintain longterm sexual relationships.
>>12970028
I've managed to keep all my academic friends intact, despite never getting a girl with a big butt to bend over for some quick backshots.

Something about me they just respect I guess. Friends dating all the way back to elementary school, would you believe it? I mean couldja believe it? Like, boy howdy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12970016
they're weird and virgin for a reason, they're also the most likely to choke u and fug ur body so hote
please be in salt lake city

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12970039
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I'd say it's doubtful
That's me but as that guy already said, no one actually says this

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12970041
Utah is 15% Hispanic
>>12970016
Hola
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