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HELP, I cant stop touching my pee stick

By Anonymous | Updated 05/26/26(Tue)06:29:12

HELP, I cant stop touching my pee stick

HELP, I cant stop touching my pee stick

that's interesting, y'know? >>12970557
Hey Non, I know a solution!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12970557
no way, i cant stop touching your pee stick too...!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
don't worry akemi-san I'll lock it up for you forever >>12970557
put the pee stick in a little wizard tower and appoint a goblin to guard it

if u still touch it then the goblin bites ur finger :^)
>>12970781
i wonder how it would feel like to have air blown on my benis after it has been locked in chastity until my balls are blue
>>12970557
"If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away."

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12970557
Goon pole*
>>12971536
Dats hyperbole
Okay fixing that for you fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme >>12970557
I'm back from excessively touching my pee stick, I peed I little, I think, it's weird, never seen pee like that, it's not yellow and it has this gooey texture, smells funny, tastes bad, but not like bad bad, it's closer to yummy bad

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