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protip

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 05/27/26(Wed)21:29:49

protip

protip

instead of set your microwave to 1:00 set it to :60 it will save you a button press

i aint got time for that >>12973711
dubs

this trick will save you time
>>12973712
how much time are we talking about exactly?
>>12973715
however long it take you to press a button
>>12973717
so maybe half a second
>>12973718
it adds up over the years
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>>12973709
i press the minute button. if i need 5 minutes, i press it five times. "Now wait" you say, "won't that take longer than pressing four buttons to dial in the time and start?"
Actually no, because it has already started cooking your food the first push of the minute button, whereas with the dial-in method it won't start cooking until you hit "start". This means you get your food 1 or 2 seconds earlier.
>>12973955
why would you to microwave anything for 5 minutes without lowering the power
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>>12973955
DUB5 confirm

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