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Good morning mister!

By Catfish | Updated 05/28/26(Thu)07:42:34

Good morning mister!

Good morning mister!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>>/b/ >>12974397
Oi.... what happen Catfish.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
>>12974398
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
I'm waiting for that certain anon.... oh~
Too slow.

Morning, its night here.
Anyways if only Catfish use other then gooning images....
Please.... bonks you*

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12974407
we it get it ur a 17 year old Swiss girl
*ELF BUT ACTUALLY COLORS INVERTED*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
I have the day off but I'm kinda in a nadir of restlessness like I wanna go do something
then I'll just end up playing Diablo II -_-

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12974410
I'm not, Parsley is favourite.
Its funny how you don't recognise my identity at all all this time beyond the elf.
Perhaps... you already know it.
Meh...

Still I'm very old in 20s, respect your elder high elf.
Chants a magic*
Deletes your crotch off existence*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
y'know it's funny I'm *that* alien to esls like bulgogi, munch, other namefigs y'all don't even rember now this new elf fig guy

like I'm some display in a zoo in japan to these people lol yea go pet the capybara stupid -_-

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12974397
Watching you delete this thread and start over was simply ebin
I think you're normal >>12974397
Her POV:
>>12974420
Sorry.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12974415
Cool! What class do you main?
>>12974427
didn't I staple gun my nipple last night?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12974430
lmao wtf do u think

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12974425
KEK
>>12974397
>>12974428
>>12974431

This is a nice board
>>12974434
kek what a fucking lolcow no one likes fagfish kys

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
So Catfish whats your passion/specialty?
Mine's farming although I've been unmotivated but I have the knowledge and focus. Once I start the job I kind of lose myself, my clothes protects me from the heat/rain so no matter the season, I don't stop, my head is quite dumb but I enjoy taking it slow during my time with a job. I take rest at the end of it, and its very comfy although the sore is funny.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12974445
Passions dull over time especially when you're a drunkard but lately I'm really into reading and to a lesser extent poetry. I'm not keening towards making sense of my life in fact I'm quite content with who I am despite how harrowing it is lol

I used to love gardening I was our groundskeep in middle school and I going for random stoned walks but only at like 5 in the morning because people make me anxious
not literally like it's not the person it's more than I'm such a schizoid I only enjoy my realm when only I'm within it

lmao imagining bro reading this like "huh?"

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12974447
Yay poetry, your bout to roast people alive with thou fine skills like a dwarve.
When I meet unfamiliar people I cannot look at their eyes directly, and in with crowded areas it makes me sick as my life was always been far from cities so I somewhat understand your anxiousness.
Talking with people huh.... something about me is strange.... I don't know why... maybe I'm just being me... the doctor confirm I'm free from any mental illness... why am the weird one?
Sigh...

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12974397
catfish you jew
>>12974467
Society would say we have personality flaws or some neuroses but we both know it's simply who we are and we won't feel guilty for it.

When you get to my age you kinda filter out all the chaff in your life because it's just tiresome. When you're young things like drama are exciting but as I'm exiting this life I just wanna sit in a forest reading a book corny as it sounds

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12974477
arrghh they stole mi foreskin spongebob mi boi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12974482
Goodnight.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12974432
I think its pretty damn hard to use the barbarian.... especially in solo since i bet you pirated it lol
>>12974493
Ughhhhh..... damn you Catfish!
Just when I want to rest.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
strange post
yea I pirated a game I've had the cd keys for before u were born lol
yeah I wasnt one of the world first barbs to beat pre-nerf inferno in d III
yeah I don't literally have my own unique in path of exile 1 I designed


-_-

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12974502
sorry i used to think you only pirate games.
are you enjoying the new dlc? i had fun with the warlock before they nerfed the shit out of him.
also
>yea I pirated a game I've had the cd keys for before u were born lol
im actually older than you even if i call you senpai lol
>>12974523
I didn't buy dr2 or even played 4 I love 1 belzebub mod and normal LoD
I tried getting into pjd but slamming is gay like I know getting max rolls with food prefix and suffix is dank but some niggas are addicted to it
Sorry..I lost the plot in kinda lit

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
when you've played games as much as me you realize the journey is better than the destination and I never was one to farm the pit or pindle cuz I was busy having fun

and a lot of the allure from Diablo is opening the super chest behind mephisto and getting a fucking Ohm lmao u go OHM my god

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12974526
ive never tryed the mods tbh i feel im missing out.... but i played so much d2r lately ive got nauseated by it now lol. if you find it on sale give it a try, they did a very good job! and fuck d4 they already disappointed me with d3
>>12974531
yeah diablo is a pretty good slotmachine simulator, and i do too prefere making a new character rather then farming endgame
Catfish is based. Definitely my favorite poster. All the haters are just jealous. He pretty much owns [s4s]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12974544
Waow drunk guy has opinions outside of echo chambers and funnel-fed media
omg senpai uuoooi

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
iny drunken haze I realized dumble amps are the best

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12974571
HEY DONT MOCK ME CAUSE I CALL YOU SENPAI :P
what's that steely dan song like uhhh caves of altmira
it's embarrassing it's barely 10:00 and I'm 12 pack deep

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
this song rules


https://youtu.be/m_5MtGCWImE?si=tnnaS7CYidikXFOi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12974493
whys your skin look like a turtleneck

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