By Anonymous | Updated 05/30/26(Sat)19:11:18
I'm quite tired.
Like why am I waking up so early....
Its still 2am..... last time it was 4am.
Am I getting that weird ability, where my body only need 4 hours of sleep?
Nah, I just need to answer nature's call.
And go back to sleep.......... I'm still awake ya know.
Its your fault! Beats you up*
Heals you afterword in tears*
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
2026 [s4s] Tribune™, owned and operated by J. Jonah Jameson.
All content obtained from the official 4chan API and refreshed hourly.
Contact s4stribune@gmail.com for all inquiries.