By Anonymous | Updated 05/30/26(Sat)22:41:45
>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, had a very shiny gun
>and if you ever saw it, you'd turn around and run
>all of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names
>they never let poor shiny join in any poker games
>then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
>shiny with your sights aligned, wont you shoot my wife tonight?
>then all the cowboys loved him, as they shouted out with glee
>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, you'll go down in history
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