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song from my mother circa 1982

By Anonymous | Updated 05/30/26(Sat)22:41:45

song from my mother circa 1982

>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, had a very shiny gun
>and if you ever saw it, you'd turn around and run
>all of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names
>they never let poor shiny join in any poker games
>then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
>shiny with your sights aligned, wont you shoot my wife tonight?
>then all the cowboys loved him, as they shouted out with glee
>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, you'll go down in history

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Here's the one my parents remember:
Randolph the red gunned cowboy had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it you would drop your pants and run
All of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Randolph play in any poker games
Then one foggy Saturday night the sheriff came to say,
"Randolph with your gun so bright, won't you shoot my wife tonight?"
Then all the cowboys loved him as they shouted out with glee,
"Randolph the red gunned cowboy will hang from the nearest tree!"

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