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Fainting on the toilet

By Anonymous | Updated 06/01/26(Mon)11:07:30

Fainting on the toilet

I almost fainted while pushing out a turd. It was cool. I kind of knew I wasn't "present" but I didn't really realise it until after. I totally zoned out and was living out a dream in my head for a minute. When I came back to reality it was quite scary that that could happen.

It makes me feel like I'm not really me. I think my mind is broken.

>>12982603
you almost gave birth
>>12982603
dumbass, you just need to breathe properly, stop trying to pass off your retardation as disconnection, people like you are what is holding medical and psychological progression back fourty years.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12982682
Why do you have to be like that? I'm talking about a profound psychological experience I had when almost passing out from shitting. It doesn't matter if I'm shitting or taking mushrooms, the underlying mind stuff is there. I really think my mask came off a mask I don't even know I wear all the time.
>>12982603
thqts ok anon it could be a lot worse for instance i faint just about every other time i stand up desu wa

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12982855
profound psychological dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12982603
get we'll soon
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>>12982855
did you actually read what I wrote, or did you mentally checkout after the word "dumbass?"

Maybe I oughta start saving it for the end so people like you read what's in front of you, dumbass

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12983972
Wait, are you talking to OP or someone else? I said that my experience was profound regardless of why it happened. I really think there's more to our personalities now. Is that what you mean too?

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