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like I've been holding onto this nurgle since lunch and I literally have to shower or at least wash my ass with soap after I shit

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12983035
yes I'm an american who uses bidets at home and nowhere else in my country uses them so I have a huge incentive to never use public restrooms because toilet paper is disgusting and never gets you clean >>12983043
maybe I'm a shitphobe cuz I literally never sit on the seat I'm a squatter and I blast it out in seconds I only have toilet paper to get most .."debris" out then I clean with wipes
I'm gross but having a dirty ass just bugs me lol

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12983035
yep
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i live in a country where is very common >>12983049
I think it's normal, it's uncomfortable as hell idk how people do it REV UP THAT WOODCHIPPER! >>12983053
jim norton said it best "ya got a salt n vinegar chip between ur ass cheeks"

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12983042
how much fiber is in your diet dawg At home I wipe my ass with paper towels and then wet wipes lol
I hate being unclean >>12983281
>paper towels
not my first choice but admirable

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12983281
just wet the toilet paper in the sink usually found next to the toilet in most homes >>12983289
you don't understand toilet paper disentergeates in water and leaves lil tps on ur butthole
long story short wiping is literally a thing of the past if you're not cleaning with sanitary wipes u a nurgle ass nigga and I praise u

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12983296
this is nice board

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12983299
looks like my nightmares retard
nice dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12983331
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! >>12983352
how about actually reading rats in the walls, the hound, the portrait and Dagon
then u pass out cuz ur old and busted

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to know how to clean your ass anyways aside from dry douching it with massive black dragon dildos you fucking faggot. Drown yourself in a diarrhea-filled gas station toilet, you worthless degenerate pedophile gooner retard. >>12983389
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LOOOOL >>12983408
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THIS NIGGA NAMED JOSH >>12983408
I also want to reply to the post with several replies. >>12983442
Now this is how you fun post >>12983425
go fucking kill yourself, unfunny faggot >>12983035
i just had a dream about that i shit you not >>12983408
Obsessed~