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I was cursed by the universe by not being born a boy

By lamb | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)09:22:24

I was cursed by the universe by not being born a boy

I was cursed by the universe by not being born a boy

Yet there are those would say the opposite! Curious indeed! u dont want to be a boy its awful be careful what you wish for, you probably mean attractive boy. im a retarded boring guy nobody likes me >>12986210
post tits lole
>>12986211
Awesome response spread the wonder
>>12986211
Most people aren’t satisfied with their own current body, I think

>>12986216
I do, most times. I want all the perks and especially the downsides of being the opposite gender for a day at least
>>12986230
What perks do u think we have lole
>>12986231
Being a perpetual scapegoat? Having all of our misfortunes treated as a joke? Everyone assumes that everything we earned through blood and sweat is actually because of some imaginary privilege? Having the privilege of being the evil one in every fucking situation?
>>12986231
they have dicks lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12986236
hm... yeah i mean that is a pretty great perk
>>12986231
>>12986235
being a dude is pretty rad though??
-don't have to bleed from holes regularly
-less of a slave to hormonal whims (relatedly)
-get to be physically stronger and more logical
-can have as much sex as u want without ur benis looking gross
-pee wherever u want
-get taken seriously by mechanics and electricians by default
-get to be gay (nature's happiest romantic partnership)

if you h8 bein a man so much cut off youre bepis lole
>>12986231
There’s far plenty of perks, but the greatest thing to me though has got to be that male reproductive and urinary organ, that’s all I truly want to experience having

>>12986222
Niceu trips, here you go
>>12986246
beautifully round tit
>>12986246
anyone mention MOOSKLES?! (if u into that sorta thing, i like thin athletic builds tho)

>>12986243
>don't have to bleed from holes regularly
True, nature is cruel
>less of a slave to hormonal whims
Your hormones make you annoying, our hormones can put us in this funny facility called prison
>get to be physically stronger and more logical
On avg yes, wish I was an avg male
>can have as much sex as u want
Meds, meds and more meds, then some more meds. Look at sex stats based on gender then take even more meds and some more meds.
>pee wherever u want
No, no we can't, we can't piss if there's nothing piss out
>get taken seriously by mechanics and electricians by default
Meds again, they assume everyone is a retard by default, it's just that men on avg have some minimal knowledge about stuff and mech people notice that. In short, it's on you.
>get to be gay
Hemorrhoids are not fun
>>12986252
im also a mang silly

alslso on a SERIOUSLY note your probly making urself a lot unhappier than u acktchually need to be by beigne so negative all the tieme
nd yourll want to respond to this wit somethin like

>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM FUUUUUUUUUUCKED LIFE IS PAAAAAAIN
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>THESE WOUNDS
>THEY WILL
>NOT
>HEAL

but like dont becuz i dont care sorry lole


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12986260
every step that i take is another mistake to yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>12986260
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM FUUUUUUUUUUCKED LIFE IS PAAAAAAIN
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>THESE WOUNDS
>THEY WILL
>NOT
>HEAL
Aryan words, I say this
>i dont care sorry
It's not like I care *hmph*
>>12986251
I like any types of builds that aren’t freakishly exaggerated, mostly natural
girl advantage: you can wear cute frilly clothing and look good
boy advantage: you can get big muscles to pin down frilly clothing wearing girls
ywnbaw >>12986260
>>12986274
whomst are you quoting?
>>12986347
Linkin Park
>>12986347
>Who are you quoting?
>Who are you quoting?
>Who are you quoting?
>:D
>>12986210
>I was cursed by the universe by not being born a boy

but you're a grown up man (aka faggot)
>>12986385
Yes, it’s undoubtedly true and I’m proud to admit it
>>12986496
you're more like a glownig faggot
>>12986498
Right right, I’m whatever you consider me to be I guess
>>12986533
you're like a butterfly in the sky
>>12986540
This is far nicer and I appreciate you being kind to me this time, mousey
>>12986540
shut the fuck up, retarded faggot
>>12986533
fuck you glownig
>>12986551
>shut the fuck up, retarded faggot
don't
>>12986246
great tit

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12986216
not to sound mean but what even are the struggles of men??
you don't have to worry of losing your rights.
you don't have to worry of being raped all the time.
you aren't thought from a young age that you are less and must serve men.
you aren't told that your a slut for minor things.
mens worry are about if they are gonna fuck a girl or not

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