A-NA-TA! What are you doing still sleeping on the couch! I asked you to take out the trash, mow the lawn, pick up Lana from school, fix the leaky faucet, change out the basement lightbulb, clean out the shed, power wash the patio, replace the shower curtain, grab a gallon of milk from the store, take the car for an oil change... The list goes on! You're so lazy!
By Anonymous | Updated 06/05/26(Fri)10:10:30
A-NA-TA! What are you doing still sleeping on the couch! I asked you to take out the trash, mow the lawn, pick up Lana from school, fix the leaky faucet, change out the basement lightbulb, clean out the shed, power wash the patio, replace the shower curtain, grab a gallon of milk from the store, take the car for an oil change... The list goes on! You're so lazy!
What have you been doing all this time?
I've been out all day looking for you!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12990258
MOMMY! >>12990271
>wife is a literal comfysoul
>wonder why you never learned to hate sex
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12990285
excuse me, but who are you quoting? omg i wish i had a long list of meaningful household tasks to complete >>12990305
Move out on your own it's great practice for completing your future wife's sidequests
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