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another failure

By k | Updated 06/05/26(Fri)11:01:12

another failure

train stopped instead of killing me and i got told to get on it by the driver...

Your fortune: Good Luck

......why would someone kill themselves

I would do literally anything to live for billions of years. anything
>>12990356
would you sell your soul for this?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12990356
dunno

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12990356
That's a long time to outrun the sanil
>>12990368
souls don't exist, so that doesn't make sense

but ok I would not do LITERALLY anything, but I'd do a ton, like enslave myself for 1000 years
>>12990356
don't worry you're going to
>>12990320
So trying to kill yourself. I like you and it would make me sad.
>>12990467
Stop*
what would your band members think >>12990320
please don't hurt yourself, k
>>12990320
You wanna get it on with the train driver?!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12990320
post your tits for solidarity again

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