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The ball will speak soon

By Dr. Ater | Updated 06/06/26(Sat)22:18:30

The ball will speak soon

The ball will speak soon
Just give them some time to think of something to say

Your fortune: Average Luck

is this an autism joke >>12993817
the joke is the jpeg encoding
>>12993817
However you interpret it
>>12993822
are you a real doctor I'm skeptical
>>12993824
Yes
>>12993827
what field
>>12993830
Acting
>>12993841
I don't think that's a real field...
>>12993856
That's because I'm lying
I'm not an actual doctor


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12993889
No one has a right to nuclear weapons.
The only way you can have the "right to nuclear weapons" is by having the strength to prevent others stopping you from developing them.
Josh has the right to nuclear weapons

Your fortune: Godly Luck
we have to prevent b rank terrans from getting nukes https://youtu.be/5pUajVk5R_k >>12993893
Everyone on the planet should have nuclear weapons. That way everyone has to be nice because if just one person has a bad day, everyone dies. Mutually Assured Niceness.
>>12993914
but then who will control the missile defense systems you're ex military you know what i'm talking about
>>12993914
Assume there is a 1 in a billion chance that someone uses a nuke within a period of 20 years.
If every adult had a nuke they could launch, the probability of at least one nuke being launched within this period of time is
P=1-(1-10^(-9))^5000000000=0.993=99.3%
The less nukes the better.


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12993909
pls respond

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