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I bought sugar cookies 4 everyone !!!

By Pomfypomfers | Updated 06/10/26(Wed)12:37:16

I bought sugar cookies 4 everyone !!!

eat up before theyre gone guys!

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GIMME

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>>13002140
k i opened this thinking it was you lel


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>>13002140
I fucking love these cheap ass cookies, I get them for myself on my birthday. I don't know why but they are just perfect
>>13002141
u get TWO cuz youre first
>>13002145
best part of going to walmart as a kid was getting these suckers 4 freee
im on a diet u can have mine >>13002140
thanks

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>>13002147
thank youuuuuuu

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this is nice cookie

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i can't i have diabetus again ate too many donuts >>13002176
If Wilford Brimley was alive to see this, he would be so disappointed in you
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>>13002172
>>>/t/hisisniceboardalsodubs


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>>13002177
kys fat pedo retard
>>13002145
ERMAHGERD! COOKIES WIF CWEAM DEWISHUSH!

uhh yeah, who knew such a combination would exude perfection. Lole?
Lmao
>>13002172
omg thats SO nice thank you for making theis!!

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>>13002140
I suggest to all the other ruders that we share them with the bear- erm, I mean, n*cers!
>>13002150
haha fatty
>>13002147
these look like buries
>>13002185
they're really soft cookies like practically cake
>>13002975
I prefer cookies that are firmer and chewier, but they're all nice
>>13002140
makes you fat dont eat it
im just big and greedy...

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>>13002980
How is it possible to eat more than one cookie in under a day? They always hurt my teeth if I try to eat more than half of one
>>13003028
brush your teeths and eat a lot of sugar so you can have all the energy you need to do a lot of stuff in a day
>>13002140
thank u for ur nice cookies its really nice of u

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>>13003028
please go see the dentist if you’re able to, little lamb

you’d apparently like it too since you’re into sh u masochist
>>13002980
I’d violently break out in massive red angry pus filled cysts if I ate more than one
>>13003069
u are so hot
#pawsome I hate people who think they’re too good to eat the crumbs too, like clean your plate,or lack thereof, what are you, lost in a labrynth? What are you leaving crumbs for?
Too good for sprinkles and a crumbling cookie?
Yeah we’re absolutely cooked as a society, pfft
>>13003083
dw ill eat them if no one else doe s!
>>13002140
thx for the cookie, fig. it was gud.
*buuuurrrrrp*
>>13003068
how does sh make you a masochist
>>13002140
I was too late...

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