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Praise the Lord

By Anonymous | Updated 06/10/26(Wed)18:36:39

Praise the Lord

when you living a normal life and then you remember the Lord who gave everything to you is the one who can take everything from you and throw you into hell at anytime and it would be fair because you deserve it

>>13002760
i agree but combining doremi with religion is devious bait

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13002771
its not bait though and what could it be bait for
>>13002760
You are being tested and the first sign of deviance will lose all favor

Repeat the cycle so you can be free
>>13002775
oh okay God bless then
The Lord gave me autism and auditory hallucinations and He’s welcome to take them from me right now.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13002788
youre welcome to talk to him directly at anytime and ask him through prayer but remember his will, will be done, not yours
>>13002760 >>13002797
this doesnt make sense to reply with though because im not glorifying myself im glorfying God
>>13002805
Revelations 22 16
my mom said god told her to marry a 55 year old she knew for only 3 weeks so she ran off with him and left us. I sometimes question gods decisions >>13002824
scripture tells similar stories of God doing stuff that you wouldnt think he would but scripture also assures us that God is right all the time and all good. is scripture wrong?
>>13002760
some people maybe like h*ll (probably black people because they like it scorching hot 'cause they are evolved in Africa)
>>13002848
scripture calls hell torture explicity though
>>13002851
I thought it was really hot
>>13002857
that is torture if u mean unbearably hot to the absolute extreme forever
>>13002811
>>13002833
>>13002788
dubs!
>>13002863
People don’t imagine constant sexual assault by ugly and indescribably shaped demons that are offensive to all 5 senses happens in hell.
>>13002934
this concept doesnt work because if demons are the ones torturing you then you have a face to hate that is justified for hating, and it also doesnt make sense for demons to not be tortured also in hell
That face u make when u bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and u bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah >>13003053
fake and gay
>>13003053
verifiably fake and gay

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