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>he still can't bench 315 in 2026

By Anonymous | Updated 06/11/26(Thu)01:52:15

>he still can't bench 315 in 2026

>he still can't bench 315 in 2026
lol, tits haha! ngmi!!!

>>13003317
I benched 280 in high school no problem.

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>>13003319
I see. But can you do it now?
>>13003317
i cant in what
>>13003321
Probably, I can't see 300 pounds being impossible to move.

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>>13003317
and who is it that you're quoting there?

>>13003322
double dubs!!
Lifting heavy weights is very unhealthy for you as it damages your spine and cardiovascular system
Humans were not designed to lift that much weight

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>>13003326
Suess has that scary primal nigger energy
>>13003432
I'm very civilized. :(

Your fortune: Average Luck
Is that what people say to you, Josh? :^)

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>>13003467
>>13003492
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13003467
And they asked how long their disfavor would last, the reply was to go crazy.

For me this seems to imply that the disfavor would continue unending, so there was only one course left to take. Maybe I'm wrong but in the end, truth is what we make it.
I guess Rosentia Gallenus got rid of whatever barnyard animals she was keeping inside her house. Smells much better now.

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