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i'm gonna stop calling myself a vegetarian and start calling myself a pythagorean

By Anonymous | Updated 06/14/26(Sun)14:12:07

i'm gonna stop calling myself a vegetarian and start calling myself a pythagorean

i'm gonna stop calling myself a vegetarian and start calling myself a pythagorean
that way it's legally considered a religion and therefore i don't have to pay taxes
and you know what? i do believe in maths, so actually i am a pythagorean
stop discriminating against my beliefs

>>13010174
Do you also believe the square root of two is a rational number?
>>13010194 >>13010174
why do superstitious people lie about their personality

you say you're not superstitious and you believe every thing that comes out of a person's mouth just because it's what you want to hear

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>>13010340
first of all i said nothing about my personality, i simply talked about math and vegetarianism
second of all, maths is not supersticion, it's science
third of all, superstition means paganistic beliefs you hold due to cultural values rather than actually believing in the religion (in which case, you'd be right to suspect superstition, but you never asked anything about my values, you only assumed my whole personality without knowing a single thing about me)
i can easily return the favor by asking you the same question:

YOU also say you're not superstitious and yet you believe every thing that comes out of a person's mouth just because it's what you want to hear

notice how i don't know you well enough to even know what your beliefs are, and therefore cannot possibly know with certainty that this applies to you, but you done the same for me so for the sake of balance it can just as easily apply to you

you feel so smart, and yet you know nothing about me, you know nothing about what i actually believe..

go ahead ask me what i believe.. ask if i believe in god.. ask if i believe the universe can be mathematically decoded.. ask what i believe is the meaning of life..
don't assume i'm superstitious.. i never said i believe in ghosts.. but i'm not saying i don't believe in them either.. because you never asked

so my question to you is; why do self proclaimed rational thinkers skip the law of rationality and make conclusions before asking questions? is it a critical thinking skill issue? or is it the ego's desire to be perceived as better? nobody is better (in my opinion desu) so why you do it? it honestly baffles me how people like you think
>>13010356
I didn't intend for you to be the target of my comment, I wished merely to compliment the thread themes.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13010384
well damn...
if that's true, i think the acid might've worn off because that might've been an ego driven response...
it's also possible that it was just a mere misunderstanding but i still shouldn't have assumed you were talking to me

>>13010397
I was indeed talking at you, but not within the conferred designs of insult. It was a misunderstanding which has commonplace in discussion, for when misunderstanding occurs, true communication can begin and it is in this way our dialogue becomes a conversation capable of most intriguing intent.

But I digress, the point of my comment, past such imbroglios, is to render a comme il faut, as the nature of superstition is to completely divest the mind of challenge, while suggesting the preambles of luck, guilt, and chance as modifiers to our condition here on Earth.

So when you say, "I am pythagorean," I can understand that your mentioning is mathematical, ye—algebraic. And algebra is a completely responsible worldview when complimented by its unambiguous partners, such as reason and geometry. You fit the shape of things to come, you see; and I hope this is not wily nor careless to imply, but you seem apt for any social discourse here on [s4s]!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13010408
wow you are much smarter than people on here give you credit for
i'd like to get to know you
>>13010449
Why thank you.

It is of estimable choice I find your vocabulary pleasing as well.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13010174
you really haven't thought this through: all you'd have to do is be caught on camera eating something that wasn't a triangle and you'd be FUCKED. uncle sam would come for those back taxes with interest.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13010464
well, pizza wasn't invented yet so i doubt Pythagoras exclusive ate triangular food, but i do believe he obsessively cut his food in geometrical slices

my favorite food however is cake, and a fun fact is that the correct way of making cake does seem to align with Pythagorean methods.. for example, the ingredient measurement is 1:1 (for every 100 gram flour you use 100 gram sugar, 100 gram butter, etc) AND the correct way to slice a cake is by applying math, so.....
honestly, i don't see the problem in eating cake on a daily basis, i already did that for a long period of my life, and i kinda don't remember why i stopped doing that

TL;DR you gave me a good excuse to eat more cake, and to start slicing my sandwiches in triangular shapes, which was already considered the superior way of eating sandwiches anyway
>i'm gonna stop calling myself a vegetarian and start calling myself a pythagorean
>that way it's legally considered a religion and therefore i don't have to pay taxes
and you know what? i do believe in maths, so actually i am a pythagorean
stop discriminating against my beliefs


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13011373
you forgot to >quote the last two
you failed the meme
/thread

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