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any m*id born after 2000 don't wanna work... all they know is mcdonald's, play they game, goon, be faggots, watch weird porn & cry

By Anonymous | Updated 06/15/26(Mon)14:29:30

any m*id born after 2000 don't wanna work... all they know is mcdonald's, play they game, goon, be faggots, watch weird porn & cry

any m*id born after 2000 don't wanna work... all they know is mcdonald's, play they game, goon, be faggots, watch weird porn & cry

>>13011966
i have never eaten mcdonalds

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whya re they so rapeable >>13011966
what else am I supposed to do, I just wanna sleep all day
>>13011966
i do all of that
>>13011966
I do all day except 4 mcdondalds and weird porne
>>13011966
i hate mcdonalds it tastes really bad, i enjoy cooking my own food much more
i don't enjoy video games anymore, books are much better
i don't like porn and i'm straight
yeah i cry a lot because nothing goes the way i want to and everybody in my life is either dead or dying or simply doesn't give a shit

also this >>13011986

i can go outside but nobody wanna do anything or go anywhere, every real fren i have just sits in their room and doesn't want to go out, i'm tired all the time and i can't get work not even the shittiest place on earth

what do you even want me to do

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>>13012666
>>13012666
>>13012666
>>13012666
>666
Have you tried am employment agency for temporary jobs?
>>>/bant/24512304 I want to violently peg a moid's butthole and make him cum against his will. >>13012694
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T R*PE ME AND PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BEPIS NOOOOO STOP AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH PLEASE STOP!!!!1@!


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>>13012694
u better be a girl
>>13012694
u better be a boy
>>13012694
u better be
ESPECIALLY the "trad" ones I do all of this, but I was born in 1990.

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