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Fun fact: 100% of the people who drank water died, making it the most lethal liquid on Earth.

By Anonymous | Updated 06/15/26(Mon)19:01:40

Fun fact: 100% of the people who drank water died, making it the most lethal liquid on Earth.

Fun fact: 100% of the people who drank water died, making it the most lethal liquid on Earth.
Don't forget to avoid hydrating yourself!~

can i drink red bull and coffee instead I finally found reasons to hydrate/j that's why i only drink coca cola >>13012415
Non sequitur

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Fun fact: because of the water cycle, your water may have once been pee from the coloreds. It could have also been pee from 2016 Trump voters. Now that it’s summer, you will inevitably give into the urge to swallow water from the water cycle.

Your fortune: Average Luck
that's why i only drink pee today i drank 3 0.5L sodas, a 350ml red bull, and 4 cups of covfefe

is my heart gonna pop
>>13012537
yikes
>>13012551
is my heart gonna pop pop, ch-cherry, ch-cherry pop pop..pop. ch-cherry, ch-cherry pop pop..pop

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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