After a long time of research, I, Charles Nicefigton, propose this beary evolution scheme, where i used all the current scientific knowledge on palelniceology to explain how all the bearies came to be under millions of years of adapting to different habitats through nice selection until it reached our current state. First, in a aquatic stage, slowly coming out of water and spreading niceness to a all the globe between different species, eras and extintions.
This revelation will revolutionise the whole scientific world!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a2(This is my finest dumbest work; it is all downhill from here on out)
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It has come to our attention that one of our election staff, one Mr. Yuji, has been accused of heinous crimes. I, beary pink, want to personally clear any charges and rumors against Yuji and also give him immunity. That is all, remember to get your nice bux ready for taxes soon! ;^)
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