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Looking for a girlfriend

By Anonymous | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)17:40:10

If there are any girls (female, no troons) that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.

First, what I bring to the table.

Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.

Age: 20 and fertile

Attractiveness: Looksmaxers and people on /soc/ usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.

Personality: I’m autistic, a brony, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.

What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. Not retarded, able to read long posts
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Works out regularly
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Mentally stable
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Not easily offended by edgy jokes
14. Female and willing to have children soon
15. Willing to meet quickly if we have chemistry
16. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)

That’s it.

If you want to contact me, drop your discord, session, or threema.

i cant sleep, im scared... but scared of what? i dont want to die fren i want to live and be young forever i wanna everything to stay the way it is...

By star-chan | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)22:26:59

i cant sleep, im scared... but scared of what? i dont want to die fren i want to live and be young forever i wanna everything to stay the way it is...
i wanna a hug and company

beary ebil i love you! you are my friend and despite your rough exterior i know that on the inside you just want to have fun and play with the other bearies but you have your own way of showing it.

By Anonymous | Updated 03/19/26(Thu)00:43:42

beary ebil i love you! you are my friend and despite your rough exterior i know that on the inside you just want to have fun and play with the other bearies but you have your own way of showing it.

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I am literally her btw !

Looking for a girlfriend

i cant sleep, im scared... but scared of what? i dont want to die fren i want to live and be young forever i wanna everything to stay the way it is...

post better anon

I won life.

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beary ebil i love you! you are my friend and despite your rough exterior i know that on the inside you just want to have fun and play with the other bearies but you have your own way of showing it.

What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?

fuck niggers